today, i ate a lot of daddy's art supplies.
i didn't know graphite tasted so good!
i've also learned that when i poop under the bed,
i don't get to sleep with mommy and daddy.
oh, i have eyelashes!
i'm scared of other dogs,
and, the other day, i got a frisbee!
i also have a new collar,
it's pink and sparkly, but i hate it.
anyways, i really like my new house with the big backyard.
i finally have grass to play on!
except the dog upstairs takes all the tennis balls.
but i'm so relieved that we're done moving.
that was a hassle!
i like sleeping on mommy's lap
now that she doesn't have school during the day
and i get lots of treats.
i love my life!